[quote=@Alphakoka]
I have half-a-mind to put up a joke sheet, but then thought it's too much work. :B
[/quote]

Or put up a serious looking sheet but add in an out of nowhere op and insane ability such as forcing your opponent to have explosive diarrhea as long as your character makes eye contact with them. Then claim you don't see any problem with the sheet whenever someone brings it up.