"Hmm, this shall be the ultimate test of Master's moral character! Yosh, he shall prove himself the perfect husband I know him to be or face oblivion from my Polygamist Castration Fist! YAH!"

Caster can roll with it, though the Dollmaker would have been nice for the secret thread...which I hope  if I keep saying someone will create. Curse my passive aggressive, roundabout nature!