[quote=@Heroic]
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Last was first, and first was last. Last gets addressed first since it wasn't last, but first. Therefore, you are the last to go first. Coincidentally, you're also the only one to go first, so you're the first and last to go first.
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But at the same time, your last didn't factor in the intrinsic properties of first-last theorem, resulting in your first last becoming a first last first with a lasting first last effect on the first last and it's a last first.