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And today on Imperial Cooking, featuring Adrianne, we will show you how to make some delicious onion suip guaranteed to cure any thoughts of heresy, made possible through a secret pinch of rare spices, a small spoon of salt, and a dash of [u][b]VORTEX OF DOOM[/b][/u]!!!
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And today on Imperial Extreme Survival, featuring Stukov, he teaches you how to survive sudden exposure to both the raw warp and possible shenanigans by local psykers such as a dash of [b][u]VORTEX OF DOOM[/u][/b]. Short answer? Don't be anywhere remotely near either.