Imma turn this mutha back around. As I read through this new shiny health insurance packet of mine, I realize that I really hate health insurance. And I'm not talking about the political aspects of it right now... i'm talking about the the entire process of receiving a packet for a thing I'm paying $120 a month that's basically just a list of ways they can get out of actually insuring shit. Just send me the damned medical bill so I can not pay it and avoid talking to collectors like the rest of the country.

Also, I guess I am not covered for "Provocative food testing." I don't know what that means, but it sounds like something I want to see. I also can't get "Hippotherapy." This is making me feel as left out as the time I couldn't see midget wrestling because I was working too many hours.