[quote=@Rain]
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Truth. When not in uniform all I have is my tight whities left over from boot camp.  They still smell like ample amounts of shame and now have cigarette holes and have been marinated in gratuitous amounts of whiskey over the years. 

*bows slightly and sits down quietly*
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This man gets it. Let me buy you a drink (and by buy you a drink I mean I'll give you money because I'm underage and I don't want my 1SG finding out.)