So I took some free time today where I could've been writing or reading to compile a fact sheet about our lovely RP instead. I'm not gonna really hype it up, so here it is:

[center][b][h3]Atrophy's Master Sheet of Foul-Mouthed Duders[/h3][/b]
[sub](That means you kids)[/sub]

In the past 71 posts, as a collaborative team of writers we have managed to utter the word (or variation of the word) this many times: 

[hider=Your Dirty Fingers][i]Pussy - [b]2[/b]
Slut - [b]4[/b]
Cunt -[b] 5[/b]
Dick - [b]8[/b]
Bastard - [b]10[/b]
Asshole - [b]25[/b]
Bitch - [b]43[/b]
[h3]Damn - [b]52[/b][/h3]
[h2]Shit - [b]134[/b][/h2]
[h1]Fuck - [b]304[/b][/h1][/i][/hider]

What does this mean? Well, we have now given four more fucks than Goodfellas. On average we give about four and a quarter fucks a post. As well, we are becoming more vulgar as we go along. On the first page we only gave 42 fucks, Page 2 was 62 fucks, and on Page 3 we gave 124 fucks! Page 4 currently has 76 fucks and is well on its way to out-fucking Page 3. 

And since we're already talking about giving fucks, let's breakdown who has given the most fucks and their average FPP (or fucks per post, including their parts in collabs).Kids, I present you with:

[hider=THE F LIST]
[i]Rockette & RedDusk [/i]gave [b]no[/b] fucks. :(
[i]Flagg [/i]gave [b]a[/b] lonely fuck, with an average of 0.2 FPP.
[i]Drinky [/i]gave [b]2[/b] buck fucks. 0.29 FPP.
[i]Zombiedude101[/i] gave [b]3[/b] ol' fucks. 1.5 FPP.
[i]Dev3117[/i] gave [b]4[/b] fast fucks. 4 FPP.
[i]Meiyuki[/i] gave [b]5[/b] solid fucks. 1.66 FPP.
[i]Wernher[/i] gave [b]8[/b] whole fucks. 4 FPP.
[i]JulienJaden[/i] gave [b]18[/b] big fucks. 1.5 FPP.
[i]Lexicon[/i] gave [b]19[/b] strong fucks. 4.75 FPP.
[h3][i]Kingfisher[/i] gave [b]53[/b] hard fucks. 2.12 FPP.[/h3]
[h2][i]DJAtomika[/i] gave [b]59[/b] goddamn fucks and gives the most fucks at 7.38 FPP.[/h2]
[h1][i]Atrophy[/i] gave [b]132[/b] fucking fucks. 7.33 FPP.[/h1]
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In short, either DJ & I need to watch our fucking mouths or you guys need to get on our fucking level. 
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