[@A Tattooed Girl]
Hyenas can look so happy
Even if they're swimming in the gore inside a dead giraffe or something.

If I had two hyenas that loved me and wouldn't eat me, I'd name them....

Anubis and Osiris!
...since they're both Egyptian gods of death. More or less. Osiris judges, Anubis is just death.
I think.
I dunno, I think I'm gonna have to shore up my knowledge.

Goodnight!