"Seahorsepower? That's not even a thing" He thought to himself.  Still he decided to have some fun with this nonstandard or rather nonexistent measurement. "Three hundred seahorses eh? That's no faster than a leisurely walk, you insult my noble stead with such glacial speed. Still I'll give you credit for the the things you say it does, plus those cup holders are pretty sweet.

He ran his hands along the side of the odd floating vehicle feeling the various textures made from fusing fragments of relics and native materials. Although it's craftsmanship might be a tad suspect he found it hard to hide his interest, after all it was made of some technological source unknown to humans or at the very extremely rare. Oh how'd he like to get his hands on some of the treasures for his own means! "So what are you doing so far from the ocean? Ain't no sea except for a couple of thousand leagues down south which at the speed of your machine goes; you might as well become a fully terrestrial creature."