Alsooo, I was messing around with drabble-o-matic again and haha Vince and Lesley. //shot

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The Miracle Of The Candy Nobody

Lesley hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a bedazzling pink fairy. He loathed it.

Every December, Lesley would feel himself getting all caramelized inside. He refused to put up a Christmas lollipop, he snapped at anyone bootiful enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, Lesley had to go to the mall to buy a scary chocolate. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing amazingly around and so much Christmas music blaring bedazzlingly, he thought his arm would explode.

Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a tough man collecting for charity. Lesley never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.

Suddenly, the tough man dropped his bells and ran on the lollipop farm. There was a sparkly candy nobody right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the tough man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

Lesley rushed out and roughly pushed them both out of the way. There was a beddazling bang and then everything went dark.

When Lesley woke up, he was in a flamboyant room. There was a Christmas lollipop in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Lesley's chest hurt. A lot.

The tough man came into the room. "I'm so mean!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Vincent. You saved me from the truck. But your chest is broken."

Lesley hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas lollipop up and his chest was broken, he felt quite glittery, especially when he looked at Vincent.

"Your chest must hurt fabulously," Vincent said. "I think this will help." And he caressed Lesley several times. 

Now Lesley felt very glittery indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Vincent. "I love you," he said, and kissed Vincent chirpily.

"I love you too," said Vincent. Just then, the candy nobody ran into the room and nuzzled Lesley's pretty pink hair. "I brought him home with us," Vincent said.

"We'll call him Miracle," Lesley said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever.[/hider]