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I suppose.

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I likely will.

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That would not be pure evil, in that case. Telling the truth would qualify as violating the oxymoron of "pure" evil.

Computer: Dimensional Seal complete. Preparing violent shutdown.
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*our location is no longer that universe; we are instead in the base, and I continue as if nothing has changed* Well, okay then. Fine. I'm [i]almost[/i] pure evil. This close. You know how it goes. Anyway, I'm here to tell you how to defeat me.