[quote=@ShyDot]
<Snipped quote by Fallenreaper>

After ten years of roleplay, I'm prepared for some... Eccentricities.

I'm torn between attempting to read through the IC wholesale and the rational part of me screaming that it will be the effort of a week.
[/quote]

There is a summary of events in the OP.  You probably only need to read back a couple pages.