Progress on this one fucking post that's taking me a while: Like five out of seven of the parts done, with the seventh being an epilogue and thus hopefully shorter than the others. Interacting with every major race I can think of bar Elementals and the polar races (Pronobii and Treeminds), and I think most of the notable events from recent posts.

It is probably gonna be so riddled with chronology errors, you have no idea.

Oh yeah, teaser:

[quote]A hefty chunk of log butted against an eye budding the vessel's lower half, and the staring ogre who had thrown it giggled laboriously. [color=9e0b0f]"Stop that,"[/color] rasped one of the goddess's many mouths, but its earthy resilience seemed to bolster it against the words of a deity. Or perhaps it was actually just incoherently stupid.[/quote]