[quote=@DarkwolfX37]
So I am a fucking idiot.
My laptop's keyboard was fucking up with constant enter inputs so I:
Bought a new keyboard thinking it was my wireless that was the problem without testing to be sure.
Am looking for my warranty regardless.
Was freaking out and suffering through it without it occurring to me to remove the driver for the built in keyboard.
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Slow claps.

[quote=@Unhinged]
<Snipped quote by Etcetera>

Just tell 'em that it's 10 minutes until they die. You know, for the lulz.
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Then it'll be true.