Praise the wrists! 

Also the ball is in [@Gisk]'s court as I've edited my post too. Luckily tex' one didn't need to be changed. XD (Else he'd kill me for having hurt his wrists even more..)

[@Letter Bee] there, there... It'll probably be a very fast and efficient death for all of us. ^-^ ...then again, maybe it won't be.