[quote=@ClocktowerEchos]
<Snipped quote by Ophidian>

I have a feeling that one day he'll drink so much booze that he'll either die of alcohol poisoning or transcend humanity and become a booze-omancer or a literal spirit summoner.

He summons [b] demonic vodka and hellfire whiskey from the depth of hell. [/b]

[s][b][sub]HAIL SATAN \[+]/[/sub][/b][/s]
[/quote]

I'll find a way to market the [I] shit [/I] out of that