Okay so I have a new character. The general idea is that ANY characters WILL be accepted to fight against him. There is a catch though. My character is the weakest fighter to have ever lived. He's not even a fighter. It's all about seeing how your best characters would do against a perfectly normal pot smoking hobo in a street fight, and enjoying the situation as much as the "battle". 


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[i]"Oh sheeeeiiit!"[/i]

Name: Darryl Charles
Age: 60
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 150 pounds

Description: An old black man with a sock cap.

Personality: A wholly ignorant bum, Derryl enjoys only smoking pot and yelling at small children. He is fantastically stupid, and overconfident to the extreme. Regardless, if he sees shit go down, he'll blame it on a bad joint and get the hell out of there. 

Abilities: None

Techniques-
*Shoe Throw: Derryl takes off his shoe and throws it at the enemy.
*Stank Fanga: Derryl points threateningly at an enemy, implying that he might resort to violence.
*Got a dolla?: Derryl asks for a dollar.
*You Racist?: Derryl calls his opponent a racist.
*There's a Wino Down the Road: Throws an empty wine bottle at the enemy.
*Call Da Popo: Derryl threatens to call the police, but doesn't actually do it.
*Call an Amber Lamps: Derryl tries to call an ambulance via Pay Phone, but fails since he has no quarters.
*Take a Hit: Derryl smokes some pot.

History: Derryl's life story is insufferably boring and has absolutely no significance at all whatsoever. He was born, he grew into a boy, became a teen, dropped out of school, and now he's a bum. The only unique thing about him is that he somehow always manages to find himself in the worst situations. He has died millions of times in alternate timelines and dimensions thanks to being a cosmic joke.
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