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I'll have you know that Scott (my character) is both straight and carries a loaded firearm in case of would be rapists
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I would have used less damning terminology, but I'm not sure there's another term to describe dragging someone whose idea of a first date is probably dinner and a movie out to climb a rickety wooden bridge so you can scream at trains instead.