[quote=@Specter189]
Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

"What things? You don't do things"

"Yes I do! I take enthusiastic walks in the woods",

"And kill homicidal Vampire Priests?"

"[I] Very [/I] enthusiastic walks"
[/quote]

Don't forget this one bit of reaaaalllllyyyy important life advice:

"Bitches love cannons."