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"Uh. Right. Whateverstan. That was a [i]clusterfuck[/i]. Don't believe the movies kiddies-where everyone is all cool, competent and just watching them in action is like the ghost of Sun Tzu personally cramming his tongue town your throat. We were led by idiots, our squads were made up of idiots and our allies were idiots.

I mean, one time, on of our guys thought he saw an enemy convoy. It. Was. A. Single. Light. But he outranked us, an' the employer took his side. So long story short, we liberated the hell out of a camp fire and some sand. At least I think it [i]was[/i] a campfire. Wasn't alot left.

I would tell you how many starving children each artillery shell we lobbed at that dastardly campfire cost and how many starving children and uh, I dunno, homeless starving children it could have fed, but I'll just leave you with the comforting knowledge that I was assured it was a very evil campfire."
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....Probably going to need to just start adding these to Kastrati's quote section.
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This makes me both want to laugh and cry at the same time.

WHY MUST YOU PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS LIKE THIS DAMMIT ;-;