[quote=@Specter189]
[@Ophidian] Quit lurking in the back pages rating my posts and say something funny dammit 
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"See. I've discovered the trick to getting away with just about *anything*. All ya have to do is do something so outrageous that the person assigned to investigate feels stupid just looking over the witness statement."

"...So that's why I drove through the capital of whateverstan with a live tiger in the front seat."