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Oi, its [b][u]LIBERATING[/u][/b] Unimportantistan and spreading [b][u]FREEDOM[/u][/b] and [b][u]DEMOCRACY[/u][/b] no matter the cost.

Since like Liberty Prime tells us:
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[h1][b][i][u]DEMOCRACY IS NONNEGOTIABLE MOTHERFUCKER[/u][/i][/b][/h1]
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....You're right.

"Uh wait. Shit. We were working for the Americans."

"....Fund the war to *liberate* Unimportantistan from the diabolical forces of whoever the fuck it was. We freedom'd the shit outta them. I hear the national infrastructure is still recovering."