[@MyCatGinger] Thank god I'm not alone in this world of patriotic Americans! It's like the apocalypse with all the flags and... Walmarts. 

[s]You know, a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are just patriotic Americans is a pretty good idea. Instead of saying "brains!!!" they scream "FREEDOOOOOMMM!!!" and they're the ones with guns shooting people.[/s]