[quote=@MiddleEarthRoze]
[@Dervish]

Two-Handed? Man, you must be struggling if you need to use 'em both. Still, it's a better book than Fifty Shades of Grey. Anything is a better book than that. My Immortal would make a better book than that.
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I really hope the whole Fifty Shades garbage is on it's way out of public consciousness because good lord, that shit is awful and suuuper creepy. It's like cult indoctrination 101.