[@Vermillion] 

Straight up! 

Hello :3

"I will kill your enemies for the reasonable and nonnegotiable price of 5 bald chickens, a used bar of soap, one dank meme, a Imgur Cera post, Virgin dolphin blood and the genetic coding for Einstiens dog." << Definitely reasonable. And, perhaps the most creative price for murder I've ever come across. :D