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Don't worry I should be safe so long as I don't give Shorticus any ideas. I mean what's the worse that could happen? Me rolling two ones? Haha! Never gonna happen! I probably just jinxed myself real hard!
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I actually did a test roll, pretending it would be for you, and got a 1 and a 2.

Your luck ain't lookin' so hot.