Matt whistled as he walked down the street in a jolly manner. His hair blowing in a nice breeze that made his appearance more model like. And that's when it happened. His eyes came across the store of all stores, no the prophecy of stores that made even Walmart look like a stopping spree for the homeless. It was.... Matt stare grew intense as he said the words. "Victoria's Secret." As he stopped in front of the store he exhaled heavily. Matt took a step forward. This was his moment he always wanted to parade around a women's store half naked. "My time is now!" He shouted like one of those Call of Duty people in a serious mission. Without hesitation our half naked hero ran through the store shouting 'Touch my Tralala!" 

There were other words said because there was a large number of women in their undergarments. As you'd expect it didn't take long for a women to scream and many others to shout pervert. He wasn't a stranger to this type of mating call and knew mating time was over for the large breasted species. Matt ran for the exit as stuff was hurdled at him followed by 'PERVERT!' And trust me when I say stuff I don't mean clothes. These ladies were pissed and thrown whatever they could get a hold of. I'm talking chairs, shirt racks, a shake, panties; that only made him stronger, and I think someone through a baby.... Matt seen something but couldn't focus on it due to a cash register almost replacing his head.

"Shit! Man girls get crazy strong when you piss em off!" Matt shouted laughing a bit as he dove out the entrance and broke off into a run. None of the women followed him onto the streets since their attire wasn't street appropriate. After awhile of jogging to be sure he wasn't gonna get hit by a stray car that could of been surprisingly thrown at him by one of the mad women he came to a stop. Breathing super heavy with a smile of success on his face Matt began to move again this time not to get drunk but some pancakes. He loved them and since his day was revived by the site seeing at Victoria's he believes he has earned himself some IHOP.