[quote=@Rain]
<Snipped quote by TheEvanCat>

"HOOMAN SOLDIER! Ranger up, 1stSgt needs bodies for a working party. You're moving Portashitters."

-Every SFC ever.
[/quote]

> 0030
> "Hey man, the CQ wants you to restock the company store"
> I don't have pants on
> "Meet us outside in ten"