[quote=@Rain]
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>Commander wants everyone at the armory to draw weapons for a hump at 0730. 

>SgtMaj tells platoon leaders 15 minutes prior. 

>Platoon Sgt tells squads 30 minutes prior. 

>Squad leader tells teams 15 minutes prior. 

>Team leaders. "YO this is fucking stupid! Come on guys let's get fucking piss-ass drunk".

-The average sustainment March.
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Are we just one upping each other now? Do you just want to drop trou and whip out the shlongs and rulers already?