Well... there's [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/fc/0b/56/fc0b562e928fc76d205087ca5cb9b7f6.jpg]red[/url] and then there's [url=http://stylesweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Candy-apple-red.jpg]red[/url]... I always fancied Shades to be the latter kind.