Alright alright, here's how we're going to save this sub:

[@Gate Keeper] get a hold of a gurney and IV drip.
[@RiverMaiden] go grab the defibrillator. 
[@Ace of Flames01] start giving the sub chest compressions. 
[@Polaris North] I hope you've practiced you're mouth to mouth technique.
[@Cuccoruler] I need you to channel your inner rooster to wake it up.
[@Narcotic Dollie] I need you to start heating up some soup, chicken noodle if we have it.
[@Lord Zee] I'm trusting you to quite literally slap some sense into the sub once it comes around.
[@ArenaSnow] set your phasers to snarky, as we'll probably need to cheer it up after Zee slaps it.