[center][img]http://fontmeme.com/embed.php?text=Nori%20Haywood&name=ASafePlacetoFall.ttf&size=30&style_color=FFEFD5[/img][/center][hr]Nori was standing in the break room and peeling off the glow in the dark body suit that she had donned for nightcore and foam night. Dangermouse was next to her in a pair of black boxer briefs while Mr. Beauregard chopped impatiently at a cigar. “Get the lead out Haywood, Cash has to be out there in fifteen minutes,” the balding man growled, crossing his arms over his chest.

“I know, I know, I’m going as fast as I can!” She retorted as she stepped out of the brightly colored garment, leaving the small blonde standing in her underwear. “You know I’m wet from the foam, right? That's gonna add weight,” Nori commented while stepping hesitantly on to the the scale.
 
“...and you know that doesn't matter,” Cash sighed, leaning over her shoulder to watch the numbers climb upwards. “I don't know why you worry about this, midget, you’ve never failed a weigh-in.” The scale settled on 113 pounds and Nori let out a relieved sigh.

“Good,” Mr. Beauregard said gruffly, pulling the tape measure from his neck and laying a large hand on the little DJ’s shoulder to steer her off the scale. He wasted no time wrapping it around her chest, nodding with a grunt before moving on to her hips. “Good. That detective you pal around with now has at least done a good job of keeping you fit.”

“He’s serious about training,” she commented idly, staring up at the ceiling as she waited for her boss to finish up on the measurements. “It'd be hard to chase after bad guys with a spare tire, right?”

“Whatever,” Mr. Beauregard grumbled, running his index finger over the long, jagged scar that now marred her stomach and stretched from her ribcage to her hip bone. Normally Nori could do a good job of concealing it with cosmetics, but the bubbles had washed it away and revealed the souvenir the Weatherman had given her the night they had finally apprehended him. “Get some better makeup, Haywood, nobody wants to pay money to watch a busted up girl DJ.”

“...It’s pretty dark out there boss, I don't think anyone noticed,” Cash spoke up, his eyes also trained on the thick scar tissue. He had been surprisingly nice to Nori after she had been stabbed. It was weird, but she didn't mind. They were actually on friendly terms now that the tattooed girl wasn't so preoccupied with stealing his time slot.

“I’ll buy some finishing spray to help it set longer,” Nori sighed, swatting her boss’ hand away. “So I passed, right? I need to get out of here, the station says I have to do another segment tonight and Ollie is giving me a cooking lessons. He’s gonna show me how to make hamburgers!”

“A cooking lesson? Is that what the kids call it nowadays?” Cash grinned, waggling his eyebrows at her suggestively.

“S-shut up, Dangermouse!” she stammered, wiggling into a pair of red shorts and her ‘Shine City Investigations’ shirt. “I’m out of here, good luck with your set tonight!”

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[i]Hey, this is DJ Haywood with Shine City Radio, it’s just now 9:15 pm, and Club LUSH is PACKED! Everybody is getting wet and wild on the dance floor and I saw plenty of good looking guys and girls, so come on out if you’re looking for some eye candy! Just a friendly reminder, you are gonna be [b]soaked[/b] by the time you’re finished dancing, so be sure to wear something that won’t go see-through!

...Unless that’s the look you’re going for, in which case, you do you! *Giggle*

It’s [b]Naughty Nori’s News[/b] time, my darlings! I heard through the grapevine that there’s a new bar in town. I believe it’s called [b]The Cornerstone[/b] and tonight is the big opening! If you’re looking for a quieter place to grab a drink you should swing by and support local business owner, [b]Scott Cawtho--,[/b] whoops, sorry guys, I messed that up, his name is [b]Scott Whittaker[/b]! Any listeners out there who do check this place out should hit me up on BookFace and let me know if he can make a good Old Fashioned or not!

Well I'm turning in for the night, but I'll leave you with this song to help get you in the mood for Nightcore and Foam night! DJ Haywood, out~![/i]

[hider=The Jamz!][Center][youtube]https://youtu.be/d8i7ChGhEa0[/youtube][/center][hr][right][sub]Music selected by the wonderful [@ClocktowerEchos]![/sub][/right][/hider]
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