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Holy crap.

I'm gonna ask for a samurai beef burger the next time I go to my favorite McDonald's.
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You should share a photo of the burger - wrapper undone - when you do. Relevant because it will be your next annoyance post. You'll find out why.

The mystery is waiting for you to crack it!