I now have the urge to write a Criston post. But there are still others that need to introduce themselves, I believe. Unless, I'm wrong.

[s]I should stop putting myself in these situations where players have to take turns doing something in an RP.[/s]

Because it no one else is going to or needs to introduce themselves, Criston is going to move on or else I'll B/S some time skip where NPC teachers introduced themselves.