[@Turboshitter]
>implying you wouldn't want a drunken monkey kung fu master at your back

He might be seeing eight enemies where there are only two, but by god he will kick all eight of their asses if it's the last thing he does!

[@Otaku95]
T'is quite the amusing tale. Or at least it will be when i've got a full idea of the atrocities Mao commited while drunk.