[quote=@Arawak]
Don't blame me, blame the forum speed.

This would be of no problem if posting rates were higher in general.  Note how all those posts were over a 2 hour period.
[/quote]

Kind of like how after you die and your digestion grinds to a halt, shitty bacteria start chowing on the food instead. They multiply out of control, inflating your bowels until your corpse farts during the open casket.