[quote=TruelyAwakened]
SPIDERS ARE NO LAUGHING MATTER I ALMOST PEED MYSELF.
[/quote]

Burn the spider and the phone, for a good measure you should probably burn every thing.

Remines me of this time where I felt like some one was tickling me while was trying to go to bed, I lifted the covers and there was a huge spider crawling on my legs. Worst moment of my life. Ever.