I dot know if that's any better but what ever. sorry for being kind of immature.

Oxytocin - Trust Inducement, Orgasm Inducement, Meiosis Manipulation,Circadian Rhythm Manipulation. 

Enkephalin - Pain Suppression.

Atrial-natriuretic peptide - Heart Manipulation. 

Testosterone(steroid hormone) - Male: Muscle Manipulation, Pubertal Inducement, Strength Inducement. 

Enkephalin- Regulate pain

for a more random experience I could roll a dice for a random hormone.