Mao offered a slightly sheepish chuckle in response to the pointed look he got from Usami. It seemed the wererabbit wasn't planning on letting the carrot incident go anytime soon. '[i][color=00746b]I should probably get around to paying her back for those carrots one of these days. Maybe make her a carrot cake too, that should definitely get me back in her good graces. Wait, how exactly is carrot cake made again? Are the carrots diced or pureed?[/color][/i]' He mused just as Misa entered the room in a towel. Having long since gotten a feel for how his roommates behaved the monkeyman didn't even blink as she decided to use the human as an impromptu seat. He did however offer up a sly grin and yet another eyebrow waggle to Kyosuke, "[color=00746b]It now seems that [i]two[/i] of my coworkers are takin' a shine to you, da. Oi, Usami-san, ya might have some competition for Kyo-chan's affections, Misa's already skipped right to the mounting stage~[/color]".

He crouched low to get eye to eye with Kyosuke, "[color=00746b]Just so ya know, it's considered illegal for monsters and humans to pursue a romantic relationship, at least for now anyway, but hey, I won't say anything if you don't, da. After all, what sort of friend would I be if I all up and drove a wedge in my new bro's romantic endeavors?[/color]". The monkeyman rolled over onto his back and arched upwards in a dramatic fashion, placing one hand onto his chest whilst pointing the other towards the sky "[color=00746b]Even though it pains me as a MON agent to allow a violation of the Cultural Exchange Bill to take place before my very eyes, I simply cannot bring myself to end the romance that may blossom between those dearest to me, no matter how forbidden their union may be, da![/color]". The raised hand clenched into a fist and trembled, "[color=00746b]Though I know well that my heart shall ache with the burden of this dark secret I shall persevere! I shall allow dear Kyo-chan to indulge in his monster fetish for as long as he wishes! On my honor as a monk(ey) I swear this, da![/color]" he half shouted. 

The dramatic display ended just as abruptly as it began, with Mao casually rolling back into a seated position, "[color=00746b]Such is the way of what you humans refer to as the "bro code", right?[/color]"