I have fairly defective reflexes, so one time I slipped on a patch of gravel in a Home Depot parking lot, fell over like a tree without even putting my arms out to stop myself, and landed on one of my canine teeth. It snapped in half and they had to basically glue the part that cracked off back on.

Randomly stopping in to comment complete. Brazil is free, in case there was any doubt about that, which I told Chap.