[hr][hr][center][h1][b]Part One of [color=82ca9d]Cla[/color][color=f9ad81]did[/color][color=88cdcb]ass[/color][/b][/h1]
[img]http://s24.postimg.org/z1wgqxonp/lol.gif[/img][hr][hr][b][u]Location:[/u][/b] San Fran --> HWY To Disneyland
[b][u]Interacting With:[/u][/b] In Person: Each Other, A Special Guest Star[/center][hr]

	Claire glanced over towards Cass as she acquired the same demented look that Tas got behind the wheel and felt her throat go dry. Swallowing hard she forced a grin; this was going to be interesting. [color=82ca9d]"Mother Mary & Joseph... Protect us sinners now in the hour of our death,"[/color] she mumbled as Didi climbed into the car, coughing slightly to clear her throat. 

	[color=82ca9d]"Um, might be safer if I did,"[/color] she laughed nervously. [color=82ca9d]"Might want to buckle up..."[/color] she said looking at Did but motioning with a jerk of her head towards Cass. Letting out a slow breath she keyed up the MP3 player Tas had in the car. The song qued up and Claire's eyed widened, [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58QOBqAWNzE]Kenny Loggins, Danger Zone.[/url] 

	[color=82ca9d]"Fuck me..."[/color]

	[color=f9ad81]"Is it too late to take the bus?"[/color] she teased. Didi was never the praying type, that is, until now and Kenny Loggins wasn't helping her ease up the tensing feeling of this woman laughing like an evil villain, who is suppose to drive them [i]safely[/i] to Disneyland. She wasnt sure what was more alarming though, that Cass was behind the wheel or Tas' taste in music. Didi buckled up,  as of Claire's suggestion and popped a gum in her mouth. She took a deep breath as she sat back, bracing herself with whatever's about to happen. 

	[color=f9ad81]"Whatever. I'm ready."[/color]  How horrible can this possibly be? [i][color=f9ad81]"Might be fun even. Ugh, god this song is catchy."[/color][/i]

	The laughter pouring out of Cass was initally just to wind up her two passengers but now it was due to their reactions. The music selection was just the icing on the cake! Her sides were starting to hurt so much she had to hold them and she had to wipe tears away from her eyes. Thank god for waterproof mascara. [color=88cdcb]"O-oh go-o-od, yer [i]faaaces[/i]. [b]Worth[/b]. [b]It[/b]."[/color] She struggled to get the words out in one go from the lack of air she had in her lungs. 

	[color=82ca9d]"Oh my God, just drive,"[/color] Claire quipped trying not to laugh at Cass laughing at her and Didi while the other woman in the back seat was shaking her head, her fingers pinching the bridge of her nose.

	Her face split into a wide grin as she continued laughing, gentler this time but just as clearly. She adjusted the car to her comfort levels and made sure she was buckled in securely as she let her laughter abate, her shoulders still shaking slightly as she chuckled quietly to herself. [color=88cdcb]"You all buckled up, aye? Good. Lets get this show on 'eh road!"[/color] 

	Cass pulled the car out and got them onto the road. The start didn't seem [i]soo[/i] bad, no one was slamming against the window and there were no skid marks on the road. They were safe right?

	Cass drove carefully while she was in city limits, but once they hit that highway? All bets were fucking off. Cass began mouthing along to the music, her head bobbing just as much as when she has her headphones in. She was feeling good and couldn't keep the smile off of her face even if she wanted to.

	Claire's eyes widened, all bets [i][b]were[/b][/i] off. She did drive like Tas, she was just sneaky about it. She waited until they were on the hwy to let loose; you know when they could no longer make a tuck and roll exit. Okay, [i]game on.[/i] Claire started pounding on the window as they passed other drivers, acting like she was screaming for help. 

	They were starting off okay, then Didi had this sudden feeling, while watching Cass on the rearview mirror, that it wont stay that way for long. For a moment there she wanted to join Claire, only to look at her and chuckle at the ridiculous image. Didi tried to spark up a convo, if it's anyway to keep the driver, less...keyed-up. [color=f9ad81]" It sure is a perfect day for Disneyland. Would be really nice if, you know, we actually get there in one piece."[/color]

	[color=82ca9d][i]"HELP ME!!!"[/i][/color] she mouthed as she dropped the passenger seat back, grabbed her own head and slammed herself back as if she had just gotten grabbed; when she fell she unknowingly at first planted her head right between Didi's knees.
	
	This caught Didi by surprise, her eyes locked at the head between her knees. [color=f9ad81]"Whoa."[/color] Claire grunted slightly and turned three shades of red when she realized exactly where she was. Her hands raised slightly above, freezing in this most inappropriate predicament ever. Claire reached up, trying to grab a hold of something to pull herself back to a seated position and not look like she was diving for oysters. [color=f9ad81]"This... is all too sudden, Claire. "[/color] Didi couldn't find her words but those, she just randomly blurted without a thought, of course she did have this impulse of saying the most awkward things in the most awkward situations. She mentally face palmed, while suppressing her blushing as she helped Claire get up; Claire grabbing her hand and nearly grabbing the poor womans breast as she righted herself, like there's hardly anything there to grab. Didi almost felt her hand touch there though, but instead tried to smile it off nervously her ears and cheeks was red. 

	[color=82ca9d]"Sorry!"[/color] she exclaimed as she sat back up in her seat, grabbing the side adjustment and the back of the seat slamming against her. [color=82ca9d]"Omph! Fucking hell,"[/color] she grumbled as she rested her face in her hands. 

	Cass had to stop herself from looking over to what Claire was doing. She could hear the banging on the glass and could guess it was something silly. She couldn't help but giggle. The motion of Claire throwing herself back caused Cass to look over intermittently and she snorted at the sight of Claire between Didi's legs. [color=88cdcb]"Ye in 'eh mood for some munchies, Claire? Want me t'pull over 'nd give yerself some privacy t'eat?"[/color] The smirk on her face spread wide and she gave them both a quick wink while she had enough time to glance at them again. She could've been subtle but where was the fun in that?

	[color=82ca9d]"Just craving some doughnuts is all,"[/color] she said without thinking and then those three shaes of red turned to fifty as her hands covered her mouth. [i][color=f9ad81]"Here we go again."[/color][/i] Didi would've just kept silent, but hell the tension would kill her if she wont say anything to make the air feel normal again. Cass told a joke, she gets it, and what better response to it than a poorly executed and depressing one.  [color=f9ad81]"Good thing my doughnut's still hot from the oven! "[/color] She cheerily exclaimed and got a box of munchkins from her duffle. Placing the bag on her lap she let out a nervous smile as she presented it with a [i]Tada![/i]. [color=f9ad81]"Get it. Cause, you were hungry for doughnuts and it just so happens that i got a box of munchkins right here that I was gonna save for a rainy day..."[/color] She chuckled at her own joke, clearing her throat as she cut her awkward stare at Claire. 

	 It was about that time the song changed and her eyes narrowed. [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAp9BKosZXs]"I kissed a girl and I liked it"[/url] sung out of the speakers. 

	[color=82ca9d]"You gotta be fucking kidding me! Tas...."[/color] she hissed as she sunk down in her seat, pulling her knees up and burying her face. This was the gym all over again!

	It was this song again. The song that started everything for Didi, that drove her strong passion to push Claire into the lockers and chewed her face like a double mint, although much more romantic and hotter than that that the memory of still made her blush hard. She sure as hell aint gonna do that here though, not when someones watching, she wasn't ready for that. Yet.  [color=f9ad81]"Sooo..."[/color] she said, her eyes looking nowhere in particular, [color=f9ad81]"Munchkins?"[/color]
	
	Right then, Cass didn't know where to look. Honestly, if she could get away with it, she'd have just bailed out of the car right then and there. It'd just be a very bumpy, very painful tuck and roll. She could take it. Cass gulped and had a very uncomfortable smile on her face now. Maybe this road trip wasn't going to be quite as fun as she anticipated. The awkward tension made Cass feel like she was back in school at a discount disco in the gym hall. She drummed her fingers on the steering wheel, wondering how she could change the atmosphere in the car. Maybe if she just made herself sound like an idiot, she could at least feel awkward for a different reason. She could deal with her own creations of awkward tension, not so much those created by others.

	[color=88cdcb]"Lets all jus' munch on 'eh munchkins. I hear they're rather..."[/color] She gave a pause for effect, then drew out her last word in a weird sounding accent that was similar to Dr Frankenfurter from Rocky Horror Picture Show. [color=88cdcb]"...[i]muuunchy[/i]."[/color] She should have just taken her bike.

	[color=82ca9d]"Antici..."[/color] Claire began and even though she stopped because, well that is what Frankenfurter would have done her eyes fell on something up ahead. A man walking backwards on the side of the road, in a large cowboy hat who looked rather [i]yummy.[/i] [color=82ca9d]"[b][i]Pation....[/i][/b]"[/color] she ended a bit stronger than she had intended to as she reached back and grabbed a munchkin from the back and shoved it into her mouth. [color=82ca9d]"Think he has any milk?"[/color]

	Cass spotted the fella that Claire was talking about and she felt her eyebrows raising almost as high as her hairline. [color=88cdcb]"Maybe we can stop then give him a little squeeze and tickle. See what comes out?"[/color] Cass chuckled, her shoulders shaking lightly with each little heh that came out.

	Didi followed Claire's gaze to a [url=http://kathleenball.webs.com/cowboy-wow.jpg]man [/url] with a sling bag and a guitar case on his back, wearing a typical cowboy get up just ahead. He extended an arm as they were nearing, gesturing for them to pull over. The man's a looker alright, with his rugged cowboy features, smiling charmingly as he gave a few light knocks on the window. Cass eyed the man as she pulled the car over. This was worth the delay.

	"Howdy, miss." his accent was revealing, and so manly sexy that one can lose her virginity just by the resonation of his vocal chords. He slightly tipped his hat politely in greeting to the women. "I didn't mean to be ill-mannered  but, uh.." he adjusted the collar of his shirt, slightly exposing some skin and a few furs, either because of the heat or a ploy to enthrall his prey. Cass was all for it, whatever it was that he was doing. She'd die happy if she could get a taste of [i]his[/i] munchkin first.

	"See, I've been stuck here for a good couple of hours now, and hopin' I could ask if you're headed to Anaheim?" Didi doesnt trust this man one bit. Sure he looks like a real life Mr. Pin-up July but you know what they say, the pretty ones are usually the most dangerous. Cass looked over to Claire and Didi before saying anything. She could see how uncomfortable Didi was.

	"I'm on my way to visit my Ma', see, I was thinkin' if your going my way, I'm going your way. I'd appreciate it much if I'd be in the company of three lovely dolls to Anaheim."  he winked at Claire's direction, a dazzling smile to Cass as he stood there, leaning forward on the window. Cass gave him a dazzling smile in return, fanning herself slightly with her right hand in a joking manner. [color=88cdcb]"Well well [i]well[/i], who am I t'refuse 'eh wanderin' plight of a lonely traveller. Ladies, what we thinkin'?"[/color] She turned to Claire and Didi and waited for their reply. She was most definitely in the yes camp for this one.

	[color=82ca9d]"Well aren't you something out of one of those dime store romance novels, climb on in Cowboy,"[/color] Claire chuckled with her thick Boston Irish accent, eying Didi a bit there in the back seat. This was going to make things interesting to say the least.

	The cowboy smiled as the group allowed him to get in, sitting next to Didi at the back seat. "What's up darling?" he met her with a cheeky grin.  [color=f9ad81]"Not much til now."[/color] she retorted sarcastically. He gestured at the box of munchkins "May I?" and Didi reluctantly reached him the box, devouring the two pieces of treats in one bite. He scooted closer, hand extending behind the seat that Didi could smell the pungence of his...manliness. "The name's Rust by the way. Rust Marshall." 

	[color=88cdcb]"Nice t'meet ye, Rust. I'm Evelyn, where ye travellin' from?"[/color] She might be wanting to ride him like she was in a rodeo but she wasn't about to give her real name to a perfect stranger. This'd be fun. She just hoped that Claire and Didi caught on to what she was doing. They'd likely never see the guy again, so why not live a "fantasy" life for a little while. It'd be fun.

	Claire nodded towards Cass, figuring the idea of a name change wasn't a bad idea but that was quickly put to bed when the man looked at Claire as she extended her hand to shake his and he smiled. "Hey, you be that fighter right? Irish Rose? I done be sawin' ya fight two night ago, damn girl you gots one hell of a right hook," he said excitedly as he shook her hand. [color=82ca9d][i]"Well there goes that idea,"[/i][/color] Claire thought to herself. 

	[color=82ca9d]"Yeah, that's me. You can call me Claire,"[/color] she said shaking his hand before turning around in the seat. [color=82ca9d]"Fuck..."[/color] she thought. Cass cursed quietly under her breath when she realised that their hitchiker knew Claire. Well that didn't mean that she and Didi couldn't keep the fun going. She gave a smile to the silent Didi and figured that she might be just rolling with the cold suspicion towards their new passenger considering her silence. Cass liked this girl so far. Once everyone was settled in and buckled up once again, Cass got them back in motion and on the road to Disneyland!

[center][h1]--Part Two ~ Coming Soon--[/h1][/center]