So uh, I'm alive I guess. [s]Smooth Re-Entry[/s]

I could fill up a wall of text explaining why I was gone, but most of the reasoning is either a) Personal, b) Kind of irrelevant to anything or c) Really confusing and contrived.

So out of interest of not boring everyone with minor details and keeping my personal life... personal... am I allowed to sum up my reason for being inactive for so long as just "Shit happpened"?

I think the most important thing here is the fact that I owe you all a massive apology for disappearing and not saying anything. Things were hectic, but not so much that I couldn't quickly hop on and just give a brief status update. I'm very embarrassed for never doing that. It was incredibly inconsiderate. I'm very sorry for that.

So now that all that sad and mopey stuff is out of the way; How the heck have all you guys been? I really did miss this thread and it's cheerful participants.