Finally in here.

Yes, I'm irritated with being called an edgelord just because I'm playing a character from hell, especially after I went out of my way to explain that he's neither evil nor 'dark or gritty', beyond the fact that he was [b]created[/b] to look like a biker, and I thought I made it at least partially clear why he wanted that phone... 

As this is a free-for-all thread, I'm not sure why you need to ask permission before joining in. If you want to fight, go ahead.