[i]I felt a summoning in my glorious loins from what I sense to be of the Polish descent. THAT aside, this role play does interest me, but I will be first to admit that I am a little overwhelmed with all the information here I have to educate myself on. However, I'd love to join this lovely group of people if you'll have me. 

Perhaps even a guiding hand and a romantic dinner if you're into that.[/i]