*Breathes explosive poison gas to the point that my organs and bloodstream have been saturated with that instead of oxygen, gags myself with a rope soaked in flammable liquid, takes a lighter, takes two mines that I place in my shirt on my chest, restocks on knives, shoves razors under my fingernails, coats myself in flesh-corroding chemicals, and slings three more mines across my back, which I carry around*
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