[quote=@Mr Allen J]

I'm going to make you edit so much small things that it drives you to utter insanity.
[/quote]

No... 
[hider=Actual Insanity]What drives me insane is trying to troubleshoot three different information systems that were coded in the mid-80's by someone who thought compiling microkernels was a worthwhile hobby and left behind a dysfunctional pile of shit 10 times more complicated than it was supposed to be--especially, when I have to call in a 60-year-old retiree in the middle of the night for help.[/hider]

I almost [i]enjoy[/i] your level of absurd.

Edit; 
I corrected all the formatting problems you've mentioned so far. Does our fearless leader see anything else that needs spit-shining?