"Eh, unfortunately, I've been with a lot crazier," he admitted as he scratched his face and stared at the menu. "The omelettes are good. I wouldn't fuck with the hash browns if I were you."

A plump older woman came to the table and kissed him on the forehead. "Caleb, my baby! How are you doing?"

"I'm good, Martha, how've you guys been holding up?"

"Ah, we're staying a float," the woman said as she slid her glasses up her nose. "How's your mother and little Erin doing?"

Caleb shook his head. His poor mother had moved his sister around so many times with each boyfriend. If it wasn't for his lifestyle, Caleb would've had his twelve year old sister live with him instead, but for now, it was just too dangerous. "They're moving back down this week. Another break up."

"Oh dear. Well, at least Erin will get to see her big brother, huh? And who's this young lady?"

"That's Jimmy's cousin," he pointed to her. "Lola."

"Well, hi, darling. Wow, she didn't get the ugly gene like Jimmy did huh?"

Both Martha and Caleb began to crack up. "Yeah, much prettier than Jimmy," he said quietly as his eyes met Lola's for a second.

"Well, What can I get you folks?"

Caleb smiled at the woman. "I'll do a black coffee and two scrambled eggs."

The woman nodded and she jotted down his order. "And you, ma'am?"