[@Altered Tundra] Dude, I love when people get into it with my girl. Alex prefers to insult people through their looks and things they can't control. Self confidence destroyer, yeah. [s]You made me too excited so I'm gonna just rephrase a few things Alex is gonna say to Jackson.[/s]

"Yes, because rape and homelessness is something to be so proud of when I can [i]literally[/i] claim that I live two miles from Russell Wilson."

"Wow, you are one fugly Michael Cera looking douche."

"*Laughs.* What a stupid name. Was ya mama drinking when she had you? You know, glug glug. Final Jeopardy answer: what is being an irresponsible mother with a disappointment for a child?"

Maybe they'd have the hate relationship where it's not personal or friendly just two angry people who find each other excruciatingly grating butting heads with one another.