Hon hon hon! What a splendid idea, but it would take expert and precise chronicling to execute such a plan! 

Perhaps an individual devoting to keeping the posts in line, applying a post that would be along the lines of:

In the nation roleplay a great travesty struck the kingdom of dingledang, and the forces from bloop invade from the north. Groups of armed military units and police officers charge forth past the characters, bumping and shoving. The CO in charge grabs ahold of Sheldon and spins him around, making the man face him. "You, either grab a gun and help, or get out of here!"

Somethin' like that, it's 4am and I'm both interested and exhausted, so there's that.