Official Welcoming Committee Greeting.

First rule of the site is actually "Be Fonz Cool"

Most the people here are nice but you will run into the occasional troll, if somebody harasses you don't be afraid to report them as they are not being "Fonz Cool"

Stay away from the spam forum as much as you can, you will end up like many players and be stuck in an endless downward spiral into oblivion.

If anybody but me offers you a cookie or food, be sure to let me know and I will tell you if you should accept it.  Most the time the food is either poisoned or "spiced"

Watch out for the squirrel rubbing its nipples.

The giant monkey in a banana hammock.

The little monkey in a diaper.

The koala with a turnip on its head.

They are not to be trusted.

Again, welcome to the guild and if you have any questions or just wish to work out details for an rp just let me hear them, I have been here since 2009.